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To what can my master be compared? I would struggle to find an example. I would go so far as to say that He can’t be compared to anything, or anyone; but because he is a man, I can say … Continue reading →

“This is Snuggleton Veron reporteygne. Repeat. This is Snuggleton Veron. Over.” “Nothing.” The small child, sitting on a chair in front of a desk, flicked a switch on an imaginary microphone on which he was pretending to send an emergency … Continue reading →

Full Snuggle Up pre-Snuggle-up procedure by Snuggleton Veron of the 1st Snuggleton Guard: • Bring all paws into a place of warmth and cosiness and warmth; • Get all scrunched up and warm and cosy and warm; • Check temperature … Continue reading →

“You will bruise his head, and he will lie in wait and bruise your heel. There will be enmity between you.” Be careful how you judge because one day, you too will be judged. With the measure you have used … Continue reading →

In essence, I really want to say “thank you” for all you’ve done for me. The benefits and blessings of all I’ve been through can’t be counted. Without you I would have a soft head and a hard heart. I … Continue reading →

Now actually pressing a pen into his upper lip, Robin Dupree’s thoughts were drawn back to the unusual request that had appeared in his inbox that morning. He had printed it off, as if he had begun to conduct an … Continue reading →

I’ve attached some information that you might find useful in your assignment. Protagonists: ‘Hangers’ McKnee ‘Tash’ McBride ‘Looney’ Lukeman Here are some stories to help you build rapport: ‘Hangers’, ‘Tash’ & ‘Looney’ go gun-ho in the Congo. “We was there, … Continue reading →

Another day passes, and yet again I find myself sitting alone and in silence. The typical argument as to why this should be allowed to continue, by my peers at least, is that I “deserve it”. This is partly true. … Continue reading →

“Your friend is still in that car.” “This is a dream,” I said. “No it isn’t, David. This is your real life. Everything that has happened in this place has led you to this truth. You walked away from your … Continue reading →

A part of me wanted to tell the police officer that the reason I was riding the curb in my 2.0l Citron AX TDi at two thirty in the morning in the middle of winter, in a town I’d never … Continue reading →